It's summertime and it's hot. Like, real hot. Like, 100 degrees hot. Every. Single. Day. And not that nice dry heat I always here about, no, here in Chicago we have that lovely humid, can't-take-a-breathe-cause-the-air-is-so-thick type of heat. Ugh. It makes me tired just thinking about it. When it's freakin' hot outside you've got to