Sooooo I joined weight watchers and nearly poo'ed myself when I found out that one cup of my store-bought gran

It's the weekend of the fourth and we are expecting an unholy amount of rain. Which i am 90 percent looki

  Oh the joys of summer dieting..... said absolutely no one ever. The fact that last years shorts could e

SO I seriously have a thing for wings. I really do. Or more specifically, ranch dressing. Because that makes t

I am literally melting right now. It's 100 degrees in June, IN THE MIDWEST, which is always in a constipated s

"That's one small step for  (wo)man, and one giant leap for mankind"  My feelings exactly after succ

When you get sick for the umpteenth time in less than a month, let alone early summer, you realize that maybe

If you get into a slap fight with a wasp, chances are you'll probably lose. Common knowledge, right? Apparentl

Much similar to the last time I was sick (read here) my inner hypochondriac decided to show face this weekend

 If I was given the option to pick what my heaven would look like, it would consist of &nb

  Currently experiencing Monday Morning anxiety #thestruggleisreal. Or more like, #iputwaytoomuchsugarinm

  You ever feel after a great nights sleep (are those even still possible?) that an elephant is sitting o

This bowl is everything I am wanting to be on this Sunday evening, drunken//drunk. Keyword, wanting. Meaning,

I've got a thing for 'taters. More specifically tots.  And I also really love this scene in Napoleon Dyna

  Cinco De Drinko, is what the better half of my life referred to this Holiday as. Formerly known as the

I was looking pretty rough yesterday after a long weekend of obviously drinking a ton of water and green

Things I didn't do last night: this. Things I did instead. Watched Lemonade on repeat. Maybe four times. Maybe

I'm not really a person who brunches.... anymore. Having a child who literally turns into wild bull whene

So I went foraging for some edibles this weekend, Morels, to be exact.  And the moral of my morel? Don't

Every day I'm hassling. No, seriously, I am. Sweet potato hasselbacks are literally exploding in my kitchen. I

Pavlova cake aka stacks of meringue layered with whipped cream, blueberry lemon compote and fresh fruit. aka e

GUYS ITS FINALLY BASEBALL SEASON! And I literally couldn't care less. Well, I couldn't have cared less until I

I can't tell if the title of this post is drool-worthy or incredibly unappetizing. But I can tell you that the

Talk about over doing it during the holidays. Seriously. Currently living with major regrets this morning afte

When Whole Foods has dollar oysta's, you shuck 'em. No questions asked. And then you jump on every opportunity

  So I  bought a 'dial' scale the other day and literally I'm a terrible person. I've purposely set

  I'm officially walking around the apartment with a tampon stuck up each nostril as allergies

  Monday, bloody Monday. I actually really have no business for pooping on this day of the week, being th

The title of this post basically sums up my current detox. "Healthy" with a good ol' dose of  "terrible f

Taco to the hand, because I am not paying any attention to you while I stuff my face with this God blessed Mex

Most of the time I need to produce a dessert hack to convince myself that what I am eating is actually indeed

February, the cantaloupe of the months. The very thought of this month finally coming close to it's endin

I'm going to make this a quick post, just like the recipe. Super easy, no bush. It's been a long day. I'm tire

I have a good 10000 crumbs currently driving me crazy in my bed sheets right now. Like I really need another r

Hold the phone. 70 degrees in February!? Say WHA.  Got ranch hot sauce in my bag, swag.... just like beyo

    No. You will not be finding any red meat in this post (however if this brings you to tears there