No holiday party is complete without a selection of drinks to keep your guests happy, but sometimes it's hard to find a good balance between overly-fruity (some might say "girly") cocktails and, well, beer. But if you want something that's fancy enough for a party but not too sweet - and not too expensive that you'd rather suffer through an endless amount of cheap, watery beer in the name of surviving an encounter with your in-laws - then you should probably give this Mr. Cranberry Cocktail a try. Just make sure you call him "mister"...he gets annoyed when you don't.