Heavenly Crab Salad
  I know, I know. Before someone shoots me, I know that it's practically an abomination and cardinal sin to make "faux" crab salad by east coasters and crab snoots. This salad is obviously not made with real, lump crabmeat. (Real EXPENSIVE is more like it!!!) We can't afford real crabmeat. Who CAN these days??