What I am about to impart to you is the SACRED COW of turkey stuffing. By this, I mean that it’s the recipe passed down by Phil’s mom. That dear lady has since passed away—but her memory is kept alive, in part, by this stuffing’s presence on the Thanksgiving table. Because this recipe is hallowed, it MUST NOT be altered in ANY WAY. Actually, YOU are more than welcome to alter it any way you’d like.