🎶 Chestnuts roasting in a closed oven Jackfrost chilin' outside Yuletide carols being played on Songza And folks dressed up in yoga pants Everybody knows not to eat turkey or mistletoe Help to make the season cruelty-free Tiny tots nowhere near my house That leaves all the candy for meeeeee! 🎶 You're welcome for that. Mhmm, some classy