Cuisines Clear Meal Types Clear | Who's up for a trip to Trader Joe's this week?! Trader Joe's... aka my favorite grocery store of all time. The Raise your hand if you think that pesto only comes premade from a jar. Wrong-o! Keeping in line with the "home Please tell me that I'm not the only person on this planet who was born with an undying, insatiable need to s Things I learned this week: I can eat the same thing for dinner four nights in a row and not get sick of it. I Happy Wednesday, friends! Ready to try something new up in here? Yup, you heard me -- it's time for us to shak Ever heard the expression, "you can't put 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb bag"? In case you hadn't already guessed So..... you guys full yet? Pretty sure I've been stuffing myself silly for the last week, with no real end in ONE MORE WEEK TIL CHRISTMAS, YOU GUYS!!!!!! I don't know about you, but I am EXCITED for the holiday season (i anddddd just like that, our heat is on for the season. I mean, I’m pretty sure it was seventy degrees just a Welcome to my newest obsession: homemade almond milk! Because why pay $3.99 for a carton of pre-made, store-bo Serious question, you guys. Where THE ACTUAL FK does the time go?! Preeeeetty sure it was just 2016 like yeste It's almost tomato season, you guys! Which basically means that it's ALSO almost the best part of the summer. Yes, the smoothie bowl obsession continues! and yes, I'm still sneaking veggies into them. #sorrynotsorry So Soooooo you guys might not realize this about me, buuuut...... true life: I'm a closet eater. Which is kind of True to form, I was late to the smoothie bowl party. Which in itself is actually sort of surprising, since I h Andddd just like that, six months have passed. Is this how it's gonna be, you guys? Days, weeks, months fly by Hellooooo from the muffin (wo)man! (yes, I know I used that joke a few weeks ago. and yes, I'm still laughin I'm too tired to be clever or witty today. Seriously guys, I'm so drained that I can barely string a cohesiv You guuuuuys. Two words: blood oranges. #cantstopwontstop Seriously though. That time I went through 6 pounds Soooo my vitamin C intake has skyrocketed over the past week or so. Yup, pretty sure I've been averaging 4000% I don't know about you guys, but I love breakfast. (apparently I also love instagramming my breakfast...) And Happy Autumnal Equinox, friends! Remember that time the whole summer flew by in like a minute and then fall sn I don't care that the halfway point of the summer has come and gone (i.e., my family's annual York Beach vacat I firmly believe that everyone should attempt to pit cherries by hand at some point during their lifetime. You Once May 5th arrives, it's game over. Cinco de Mayo marks the start of my round-the-clock, insatiable Mexican Better late then never... right? I get a big, fat, giant FAIL for the last month's worth of blogging - or lack Well, that's a mouthful. The name of this damn recipe is a mouthful, that is (see what I did there? I'm so pun I firmly believe that all celebrations should include funfetti. And since I have a little something to celebra BOO YA! Squeezed one in juuuuuuust before the end of the month. Hi friends! Remember me?! Bet you thought I fo No guys, I'm not done with pumpkin yet. Sorry I'm not sorry. See, the thing is that I've roasted like four sug It's official: I am terrible at following directions, even when [uh, especially when] I'm the one making the r Bright and refreshing, these pickles balance the acidity of the vinegar with a slight sweetness, while allowin So I'm torn. We've reached that point in the year where Labor Day has come and gone, yet summer isn't official Alright, let’s get a few things straight here: I’m no scientist. Crazy, right? I knew you thought I was! B I’ve always had a hard time putting that first sentence on paper. The hook? Never my thing. Thesis statement |